10 basic ways to break up
JoyBody: So the flame of love has gone out and died, So you feel like there nothing you can do to save face and the sex is lacking you feel like there no where to go in this dead in relationship. Well here is 10 easy steps to dump the one you love.
1. Tell him or her she is fat and gained so much weight that you can't stand the sight of her or him anymore and every time you look at them you just want to through up all over yourself.
2. Play the asmea game, Have your friend call your bf/gf and have them tell your gf/bf that you been in a terrible accident and that you don't remember anything. He or she will come over to see if its a joke So make sure to wrap a bad-aid around your head and when they do show up. Say this..Who are you do I know you? And start complaining that your head hurts. If they touch you and ask if you are, Scream aaah don't touch me strange person Aaah run into house and start crying and complain how you where almost raped. (Its sure to work gertee.
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3. I'm gay/lezbo. Tell them that you are gay or a lezbo.
4. For the ladies tell them this, I want to married you and have your babies this will assure that they never come around or call again. For you gentlemen out there Tell her that you want her to pop out 12 of your children and that you want them to be named all after you.
5. Hire a someone to do it for you, Nothing says its over like Five guys going to there door and singing its over its oveer its oveeer.
6. Stop buying them things being romantic in fact just become plain boring to them.
7. Dine and ditch. While your there eating and she or he is shoving food into his or her face. Tell them you need to take a piss Give the waiter a note that explain that you are breaking up with them. Walk towards the door and leave, No looking back.
8. Tell her that you formed this new cult and it requires that you don't date anyone and that you must remain abets for the rest of your life.
9. Tell them you are seeing someone else.
10.
Do it over the radio, Call up the radio station and say "Yes this is a message out to my bf/gf honey its over'
And if none of these work well looks like your screwed and ment to be together forever.
Best of luck.
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He will command His angels concerning you, to guard you in all your ways; they will lift you up in their hands, that you do not strike your foot against a stone Psalms 91:11-12
I'm going to Disney World!
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"Bring me some chocolate now! And I will love you forever" Oh yea I support tvd on da-[link]
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He will command His angels concerning you, to guard you in all your ways; they will lift you up in their hands, that you do not strike your foot against a stone Psalms 91:11-12
I'm going to Disney World!
Ps, This other guy he's hot as fuck...
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